Don't say that, Patar!

Okay, so, do you remember how I said that Patar has a tendency to go off into his own world? Well, just a while ago, I, being the teenager that I am, was sleeping late one morning. The Bruiser and Patar, being young kids, get up way earlier than I do, and tend to stay in their rooms and play, regardless of how many times I tell them to go and eat breakfast. I was laying in the top bunk of the bed, half asleep, The Bruiser was building legos and Patar was laying in his bed with his head in a copy of A. A. Milne's "Winnie The Pooh." Notice how I did not say reading. Because Patar was not reading the book. He had gone off into his own world again, and was now singing some disorganized melody, making up random words to go with it. This was pretty innocent for a while, until he started unconsciously making up random words that rhymed with Tigger. "Tigger, figger bigger...." You can probably see where this eventually went. Of course the only thought that went through my mind, given that I was still half asleep, was "He didn't just say what I think he did, did he?" After that he began singing even more random words, and it went a little something like this: "Eyed the fishes and spongebob there a make a cake lalalalalala you b***ch, I...." Now, he had never heard the b-word in his life. At that point I was awake enough to tell Patar to stop.